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2017's "Down With the Ship" on clear vinyl with blue and white splatter. Very few left, so get them while you can!
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lyrics
When we got into Modesto, we thought it would be the best show
‘til we saw the bar was closed every Monday.
So we went to a supermarket, bought a homeless guy a parka
And covered Banana Joe’s with pee and eggs.
When the clock strikes twelve, you’ll see just who you’re dealing with
And what we’ve got in store.
And if you stab us in the back, you’re gonna feel it
When you’re hosing off your door.
On the way to San Jose, Dan needed some Gatorade,
So he grabbed the first bottle that he could see.
Danny B was sure mistaken when he realized he’d taken
A refreshing gulp of Matty Turek’s pee.
[It wasn’t fucking mine, I swear!]
When the clock strikes twelve, you’ll see just who you’re dealing with,
They’ll put you in your place.
That’s why we drink it down, just so we can bring it back
And spit in your face!
At the Slidebar in Orange County, Danny B was getting rowdy,
And the line to the men’s room was far too long.
So he peed with the females, and they’re threw his ass in jail,
Too drunk to even know what he did wrong.
Well Danny gave the jailers hell, stuck his dick outside the cell,
And left a puddle in the room that they were in.
Well the cops got the last laugh, left his wallet, but took his cash
And his shoes were soaked and wreaked of cop urine.
When the clock strikes twelve, it’s finally gonna hit you,
Like a quick jab to the gut.
Sometimes you get lost in the moment and don’t see it
‘Til you’re walking home barefoot.
When the clock strikes twelve, you’re probably gonna need somebody
There to bail you out.
That’s why your friends will always be there for you,
When you swing and you strike out.
When you take a step outside into the real world,
(You’re) always under attack.
When they fuck you from behind, at least you have someone
To help you fuck ‘em back.
That’s a fact.
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supported by 4 fans who also own “Strike Twelve's Excellent Adventure”
I love it. Have to agree with still bummed: this packs an emotional punch but rocks hard. I've played this whole album repeatedly over the last week which is unusual for me. Exhilarating, poignant, intelligent, melodic. Robin Ward